PhantomGames's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Custom Rides (SM Designs)]

Ricers Suck

Great Game... I applaud you on your effort.

Now for some constructive critisism:

But you should learn from Create a Ride's Mistakes. First of all, what is it with you people and ricing up cars? All the cars ('cept the escalade and the eclipse) are rice rockets and are cheap crap cars. You heard me. Cavaliers suck. Neons suck. All Pontiacs Suck. If you have one of these and decided to stick a wide muffler and some shiny rims on this crapwagon you should be ashamed you ricer. You're car isn't any better then the stock version. So stop kidding yourself by buying a big muffler to make your car sound 'powerful'. Have the decency of doing engine work before you work on the exterior.

Also: WHERE IS THE SUPRA! COME ON! everyone has been begging for one! WHERE IS THE CHARGER! WHERE IS THE BMWs? WHERE ARE THE MERCEDES?

And don't give me crap like i can't do any better. BECAUSE I AM. I started DragRacer Early last year for all of the people who are tired of just be able to custom create a rice rocket crap car. It will have ALL decent non-rice rockets. And best of all you will be able to race, print and save them. not just look at it.

[Xiao Xiao 9]

Great Game... expected more

Really cool game.

Cool combos kicks moves and good level design, gameplay and programming.

However, this game does get boring pretty fast. only three moves and the AI are really singleminded, the enemy should be more aggressive and come at you, not run away until your back is turned. The boss is almost impossible and without any ranged attacks or block, your helpless. Put something like shield and dodge like in Smash Bros. also mix up the combos a bit. Make it so the combo he does is either random or their is more to choose from. Also instead of the c button move taking from your health you should have a mana or special bar that regenerates or something. also make it so you can avoid enemy combos, its pretty gay when the enemy is just outside your range and their comboing you. Also, the jump kick and throw need some work... they aren't really effective and take to long to complete.

Overall i give it an 8 since it really is one of the best side scrolling fighting games on Newgrounds and deserves top marks. Yet it doesn't deserve perfect as their are a desperate number of gameplay hazards.

[Crazy Bill Bojangler Game]

what are you 12?

it probably would've been a 4 if the voices weren't so faggish...

still, it wasn't funny, it wasn't really interesting, it like frogger with a gay ass human. whats with the second level? put more then 2 minutes of effort into the next thing you post...

[City Cruisin' (NSX)]

nice try...

im not a big blammer, but i know whats crap. That was fun for a period of about 1 second. C'mon! Hip hop ejay? You've got nothing to do! You disgraced the NSX... customize? blah! you can't do sheet to your car... the only good part about it is running over osama.

[Virtual Drums!]

sweeeedish

this is sweet man! I just wish i could click fastER!

one suggestion: make it available to press a key to make the drums work, then i could drum alot easier.

Otherwise, great job man, really cool idea.